Strain or blend: Blueberry Muffin
Blueberry Muffin is a single strain indica extract.
Cannabinoid Potency and Terpene Test Results
Lab Rat Finn Writes
As a lab rat toiling at a facility that aims to bring the best possible dab experience to market while still hitting that mid range price point sweet spot, I don’t get impressed by much. Lately, I’m glad to say that’s changed. One of those strains that has changed my tune, is the Blueberry Muffin.
TERPS!
This beautifully blonde cannabis extract is a custom blended utilizing two different phenos of Blueberry Muffin. The heavy indica leaning flower presented with busty blueberry notes, finished with a sweet almost skunky background.
I’m happy to report the blueberry notes have played their way through the crc filter stack, somehow survived the slow incubation period, and even thrived as they held their terpy little breaths during the great purge. After all that, they patiently sit there in the bucket, waiting for someone to take a sniff and a taste.
LOOKS!
The color and consistency is on point with most properly engineered CRC dabs. I know this sorta thing gets a lot of hate on reddit and the other cannabis related forums, but when used properly, CRC removes a lot of impurities you wouldn’t want in your dabs.
If the people want a mid to top shelf dab without having to pay big bucks, in my humble opinion, this is most likely the best we can expect. I’m not just talking about our particular lab either. I’m talking about the cannabis industry as a whole. It’s been a race to the bottom while faking the top since re-legalization.
Obviously don’t take my word for it, you’ll probably want to go out and do your own research.
The consistency is always perfect due to our ingenious mad scientist lab rats and their groovy grinding gear. You could say we’re always on the grind. ABG baby, always be grinding.
What I’m trying to say is, no matter which blend or strain specific dab you try, the consistency will always be exactly how it should be for the perfect dab experience.
I don’t know if it’s the 12 hour work days doing our collective impression of a Sisyphean juggling act, spinning plate after plate, hoping the next lab rat has the dexterity and the endurance to keep up, or the two heatgun healthstone dabs of this stout indica they call the Blueberry Muffin, simply trying to prove a point, but it’s currently 1:45 am and I’m sitting on the couch watching some Behring Sea Gold, typing out these words, and I couldn’t be more comfortably numb.
I couldn’t wait until I slept then woke up to write this out, I couldn’t wait until I was back at the lab and on the clock to get this posted, the Blueberry Muffin got me so excited about dabs again I had to catalog this terpy experience right here, right now. That’s how dedicated to the terps this particular lab rat happens to be.
We’ll try to remember to update this when the test results are in, and you’re actually able to find it in shops here in Oregon.
The Arbitrary Rating
Lab Rat Finn gives the Blueberry Muffin 8 out of 10 pieces of cheese
We’ll add more lab rat ratings as they come in. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
