Milkberry Funk Cart

Milkberry Funk is a custom blend of Pink Passion Fruit and Cereal Milk, with a touch of Acai Gelato and Permanent Lee High, gently decarbed, then loaded into a one gram 510 style Gem Cart.

Type: Sativa

Availability: 2g Red Eye Dabs and 1g Gem Carts.

Milkberry Funk Cart PhytoFact Sheet

The Tastes: Milkberry Funk lands squarely in that sweet-fruit-meets-creamy-cannabis territory without becoming a full-blown dessert cart. The inhale opens with bright berry notes, soft citrus, and a creamy sweetness that immediately hints at the Cereal Milk influence hiding underneath the blend.

On the exhale, the berry character fades into creamy floral sweetness, light citrus peel, and a lingering earthy-cannabis note that hangs around longer than you might expect. The result is surprisingly balanced for a blend with this much fruit-forward influence.

Let’s see what the numbers say.

Linalool is surprisingly prominent here at 0.94%, making it the most abundant terpene in the profile. That’s responsible for much of the soft floral sweetness and smooth, almost creamy character that runs through the entire experience. It gives the vapor a rounded texture that feels noticeably gentler than many sativa carts.

Beta-caryophyllene leads at 0.86%, providing a subtle peppery backbone that keeps all that sweetness from becoming syrupy. Instead of dominating the profile, it works quietly in the background, adding structure and a faint cannabis funk that reminds you this is still weed and not a berry smoothie.

Limonene at 0.59% contributes a layer of citrus brightness, while myrcene at 0.40% adds body and helps tie everything together. Smaller amounts of alpha-humulene, alpha-terpineol, fenchol, and alpha-pinene create a lightly herbal finish that keeps the profile interesting from start to finish.

The Feels: Our lab rats report Milkberry Funk feeling more mellow and approachable than many traditional sativas.

Rather than delivering a sharp burst of energy, the experience leans toward elevated mood, easy conversation, and a generally positive headspace. The strong linalool presence seems to smooth out the edges considerably, making this feel less race-car and more comfortable road trip.

Several lab rats described it as an excellent daytime social cart. Functional enough to remain productive, but relaxed enough that you’re not spending the afternoon reorganizing your garage based on a brilliant idea you immediately forget an hour later.

The cannabinoid profile is also worth noting. At 2.9% CBG, this batch contains a respectable amount of the often-overlooked cannabinoid, which may contribute to the clear-headed, comfortable nature of the experience.

Overall, with 88% total active cannabinoids and 4.58% terpene content, Milkberry Funk by The Dope Depot delivers a smooth, fruit-forward sativa experience that balances berry sweetness, creamy floral notes, and classic cannabis character surprisingly well.

The Pink Passion Fruit influence provides the bright fruit notes, while the Cereal Milk component brings the creamy softness that gives the blend its identity. It’s flavorful without being overwhelming, uplifting without being jittery, and sweet without becoming candy flavored. A surprisingly difficult balancing act in today’s cart market.

Rating: Our lab rats give Milkberry Funk carts 7 out of 10 pieces of cheese.

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