Everything Bagel is a Grown Rogue Sugar Trim blend.
Type: Hybrid
Availability: 2g Red Eye Dabs.
Everything Bagel Dab PhytoFact Sheet
The Smells: Not savory. Not even a little. This leans sweet and citrus-forward despite the name trying to convince you otherwise.
The 0.68% limonene shows up clearly here, giving you that bright citrus edge, but it’s not sharp like lemon cleaner. It’s softer, more like candied citrus peel or orange zest folded into something sweet.
What’s interesting is how the rest of the profile supports that instead of fighting it. Even with 3.81% beta-caryophyllene and 1.46% humulene, which usually pushes things into spicy/earthy territory, they’re coming across as warm and rounded rather than aggressive. Think soft spice, not cracked pepper.
There’s also a subtle floral sweetness from the linalool that helps smooth everything out. The result is a profile that smells way more like a citrus dessert than anything remotely “everything bagel.”
The Tastes: Inhale carries that same sweet citrus tone. Slightly sugary, slightly zesty, with a smooth entry that doesn’t bite.
On the exhale, the caryophyllene shows up more clearly, adding a gentle spice that keeps the sweetness from getting cloying. It never turns savory, just adds structure. The finish is clean, lightly floral, and a little creamy, almost like citrus candy with a soft herbal edge.
The Feels: Balanced hybrid, but still leaning toward comfort. The terpene stack is doing what it usually does. Caryophyllene and humulene anchor the body, while the limonene keeps the head from going completely offline.
You get a mild uplift at the start, then it settles into a relaxed, easygoing state. Not sedating, not energizing. Just stable. Functional if you need it to be, but also perfectly fine for doing absolutely nothing.
Overall, with 76% total active cannabinoids and 8.41% terpene content, Everything Bagel by The Dope Depot is a good reminder that names don’t mean anything and the lab data only tells part of the story. On paper, this should skew savory. In reality, it drinks like a sweet citrus hybrid with a soft spice backbone.
Rating: Our lab rats give Everything Bagel 8 pieces of cheese.
You can find The Dope Depot Everything Bagel at these fine Oregon shops.
- Budz Barn
- Cloud 9 Cannabis
- Going Green – Sweet Home
- High Quality II
- Northwest Cannabis Co.
- Pendleton Cannabis
- The Cannabis Shop
- Thur’s Smoke Shop – Ontario
- Thur’s Smoke Shop – Pendleton
- Top Shelf Wholesale
If these shops don’t have what you need, tell them it’s time to reup!