Guava Pie is a single strain fresh frozen extract, gently decarbed, then loaded into a two gram disposable Pocket Puffer Live, or one gram Gem Cart.
Type: Hybrid
Availability: 2g Pocket Puffer Live, and 1g Gem Carts.
Guava Pie Cart PhytoFact Sheet
The Tastes: On the inhale, our lab rats report dense tropical fruit with a soft fermented sweetness underneath, almost overripe in a good way. There’s a thick guava-and-stone-fruit character sitting right at the front, backed by a creamy herbal funk that keeps it from becoming straight candy vapor for TikTok people pretending they can identify terpenes blindfolded.
On the exhale, the sweetness fades back into earthy spice, damp herb, and that lingering funky-fruit finish fresh frozen extracts tend to hold onto when the decarb is handled properly.
Let’s take a look at what the numbers say.
Right away, the thing that jumps off this sheet and immediately starts throwing furniture around the room is the myrcene at 6.38%. That is an absurd amount of myrcene for a decarbed cart. Not “pretty high.” Not “solid numbers.” That’s full-on terp saturation territory, and you can absolutely feel it in both the flavor and the overall weight of the profile.
Beta-caryophyllene at 1.31% gives the whole profile structure and spice. It keeps that huge fruit-forward myrcene presence anchored to something earthy and recognizable as actual cannabis instead of flavored air freshener concentrate.
Limonene at 0.93% adds a bright citrus edge that cuts through the density surprisingly well. It doesn’t dominate the profile, but it absolutely keeps the inhale from becoming muddy or syrupy.
Then you’ve got beta-ocimene at 0.47%, which is helping push some of those sweeter tropical and floral notes higher into the nose. That little bump of ocimene gives the cart a slightly juicy, almost nectar-like brightness that plays extremely well against the heavier myrcene base. Alpha-humulene at 0.46% and linalool at 0.27% round things out with dry herbal bitterness and soft floral calm underneath the fruit.
The Feels: Guava Pie pushes hard into physically relaxed hybrid territory. The myrcene content alone practically announces its intentions over a megaphone before the first full hit is even finished.
Our lab rats report a thick body sensation that settles in quickly, along with a noticeable slowing-down effect mentally and physically. Not necessarily full couch-lock unless you start chain-ripping it like your landlord just raised rent again, but definitely weighted, calm, and deeply comfortable.
The caryophyllene and humulene combination helps keep the experience grounded instead of sleepy in a sloppy way. There’s still enough limonene and ocimene floating around to preserve a little mood lift and mental brightness early on, but this clearly leans toward relaxation first.
Interestingly, the elevated CBG at 2.0% probably contributes a little extra clarity and body balance to the experience as well. It helps keep the effects from becoming completely fogged-out despite the monster myrcene presence.
Overall, with 80% total active cannabinoids and a massive 10.62% terpene content, Guava Pie by The Dope Depot is one of the louder fresh frozen carts our Pocket Puffer Live lineup from a terpene-expression standpoint. The myrcene absolutely dominates the experience, but it’s balanced well enough by citrus, spice, floral notes, and herbal bitterness to stay interesting instead of collapsing into one-dimensional sweetness.
This is the kind of profile that reminds you why preserving volatile compounds during decarb actually matters. You can still taste the plant underneath everything.
Rating: Our lab rats give Guava Pie 9.5 pieces of cheese.
Find The Dope Depot Guava Pie carts at these fine Oregon shops.
- Elevation 2150
- Pendleton Cannabis
- Top Shelf Wholesale
- Treasure Valley Cannabis Co.
If these shops don’t have what you need, tell them it’s time to reup!