Slurmberry Carts

Slurmberry is a custom blend of Shirty Dirley and Not Blueberry, gently decarbed then loaded into a two gram cured Pocket Puffer, or one gram Gem Cart.

Type: Hybrid

Availability: 2g Cured Pocket Puffer and 1g Gem Carts.

Slurmberry Cart PhytoFact Sheet

The Tastes: On the inhale, expect sweet citrus, soft berry-like fruit, and a creamy candy edge. The Shirty Dirley side should bring some brighter citrus and fruit lift, while Not Blueberry does exactly what the name says in the most annoying way possible: it suggests blueberry without becoming a literal blueberry cart.

The middle gets rounder and more grounded, moving into pepper, light earth, floral sweetness, and a little herbal depth. The exhale finishes smooth, citrusy, peppery, and lightly bitter, with a soft berry-candy note hanging around after the spice clears. This is fruit-forward, but it still has structure. It doesn’t just collapse into blue syrup with a battery attached.

Let’s see what the numbers say.

Beta-caryophyllene leads at 1.46%, giving Slurmberry its main backbone. That brings pepper, dry wood, and a little resinous spice through the middle and finish. It keeps the sweeter berry-citrus side grounded, which is useful because “Slurmberry” sounds like something served at a cartoon gas station.

Limonene follows at 0.92%, giving the profile its bright citrus lift. That should show up on the inhale as sweet citrus peel and fruit brightness, helping the hybrid feel open instead of heavy.

Linalool is strong at 0.80%, and that is one of the key pieces here. It brings floral smoothness and softens the sharper citrus and pepper notes. That helps explain why this reads smoother and more polished than the name has any right to suggest.

Myrcene at 0.64% adds body, herbal depth, and a little soft fruit weight. Alpha-humulene at 0.47% adds dry earth and a slightly bitter edge, while fenchol at 0.27% and alpha-terpineol at 0.24% bring fresh herbal and floral detail. Alpha-pinene at 0.22%, terpinolene at 0.14%, and beta-pinene at 0.10% add small green, piney, and citrus-herbal notes in the background.

The Feels: Slurmberry lands as a balanced hybrid with a comfortable, slightly lifted start. The limonene, pinene, and small terpinolene presence give it some brightness up front. It should feel clear enough to stay functional, but not especially sharp or racy. The linalool, myrcene, caryophyllene, and humulene pull it into a smoother, more relaxed lane as it settles.

The entourage chart lines up with that read, leaning into relaxation, comfort, calm, and inspiration, with a smaller energy marker. In regular mammal terms: bright enough to move, soft enough to not become everyone’s problem.

The cannabinoid profile comes in at 78.69% total active cannabinoids, with 75.5% THC, 1.0% CBG, 0.9% CBC, 0.5% CBN, 0.5% THCV, 0.2% CBD, and 0.1% D8-THC. That’s solid potency with a decent supporting spread. Nothing freakish, but enough minor cannabinoid presence to give the profile more shape than a flat THC flex.

Overall, with 78.69% total active cannabinoids and 6.07% terpene content, Slurmberry by The Dope Depot is a smooth, fruit-forward hybrid with sweet citrus, soft berry-candy depth, floral smoothness, peppery structure, and a clean earthy finish.

The terpene profile is built around caryophyllene, limonene, linalool, myrcene, and humulene. That gives it spice, citrus lift, floral softness, fruit body, and dry earthy balance.

From a formulation standpoint, this works because Shirty Dirley brings the brighter citrus-sativa side, while Not Blueberry adds the soft berry illusion without turning the cart into novelty juice. The result is sweet, smooth, grounded, and more coherent than something called Slurmberry probably deserves to be.

Rating: Our lab rats give Slurmberry 8 pieces of cheese.

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