Glitternana Puddin’ Bomb Cart

Glitternana Puddin’ Bomb is a custom blend of Banana Puddin, Glitterbomb, and Permanent Marker, gently decarbed, then loaded into a one gram Gem Cart.

Type: Indica

Availability: 1g Gem Carts.

Glitternana Puddin’ Bomb Cart PhytoFact Sheet

The Tastes: On the inhale, expect sweet citrus, soft banana-candy cream, and a little floral lift. The middle gets heavier and more structured, moving into pepper, dry earth, light wood, and a faint marker-funk edge. The exhale finishes peppery, slightly bitter, and smooth, with a lingering sweet doughy note.

Let’s see what the numbers say.

Beta-caryophyllene leads at 3.31%, giving Glitternana Puddin’ Bomb a strong peppery backbone. That’s a serious amount of structure, and it shows up as dry spice, wood, and resinous bite through the middle and finish. It keeps the banana and candy side from turning into pudding-flavored fog.

Alpha-humulene follows at 1.03%, reinforcing the dry, earthy, slightly bitter side of the profile. Together, caryophyllene and humulene make this much more grounded than the name might suggest. Underneath all the glitter and banana theatrics, this is still a dry, spice-forward indica.

Limonene at 0.74% brings the citrus lift. It shows up as sweet citrus peel on the inhale, giving the profile some brightness before the heavier pepper and earth settle in.

Myrcene at 0.54% adds some body and soft herbal depth, while linalool at 0.50% brings floral sweetness and helps smooth the sharper edges. Alpha-pinene at 0.21% gives a little green lift, with fenchol at 0.15%, alpha-terpineol at 0.10%, and beta-pinene at 0.07% rounding out the background with light herbal and floral notes.

The Feels: Glitternana Puddin’ Bomb lands as a comfortable indica with a little brightness on the front end. The limonene gives the onset some mild lift, but this is clearly not built to be a high-energy cart. The caryophyllene and humulene pull things into a grounded, body-aware lane, while the myrcene and linalool add softness and calm.

This should feel steady, relaxed, and comfortable without necessarily being a total knockout. The profile has enough structure to avoid getting muddy, but the overall direction is very much “sit down and stop pretending you’re going to reorganize the garage tonight.”

Overall, with 78% total active cannabinoids and 7.76% terpene content, Glitternana Puddin’ Bomb by The Dope Depot is a sweet-but-grounded indica with banana cream suggestions, peppery structure, dry earth, and a smooth floral finish.

The terpene profile is built around caryophyllene, humulene, limonene, myrcene, and linalool. That gives it spice, earth, citrus lift, body, and softness, with enough dessert character to match the blend without letting the cart become immature.

From a formulation standpoint, this works because Banana Puddin and Glitterbomb bring the sweet fruit and creamy side, while Permanent Marker and the caryophyllene-heavy terpene profile keep it dry, funky, and structured. It’s glitter, banana, pudding, and bomb, somehow arranged into a cart instead of a misdemeanor.

Rating: Our lab rats give Glitternana Puddin’ Bomb 7.9 pieces of cheese.

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