Surfin’ Bird is a custom blendception of Mauimosa, Paloma Planet, and Baker’s Dozen, gently decarbed then loaded into a one gram Gem Cart.
Type: Sativa
Availability: 1g Gem Carts.
Surfin’ Bird Cart PhytoFact Sheet
The Tastes: On the inhale, expect bright citrus, soft tropical fruit, and a little sweet bakery edge underneath. The Mauimosa and Paloma Planet side brings that citrus-forward lift, while Baker’s Dozen rounds it out with a warmer, softer sweetness.
The middle gets more grounded, moving into pepper, dry earth, light wood, and a faint floral smoothness. The exhale finishes peppery, citrusy, lightly bitter, and clean, with a soft sweet-fruit note hanging around in the background.
Let’s take a look at the numbers.
Beta-caryophyllene leads at 1.71%, giving Surfin’ Bird its main structure. That brings pepper, dry wood, and warm spice through the middle and finish. It keeps the citrus and tropical side from getting too airy or thin.
Limonene follows at 0.71%, bringing the main citrus lift. That should show up clearly on the inhale as bright peel, light fruit sweetness, and a more open sativa-style top note.
Alpha-humulene and linalool both land at 0.60%, which is a nice little balancing act. Humulene adds dry earth and a slightly bitter finish, while linalool brings floral softness and smooths out the peppery edges. That combination keeps this profile from being just citrus and spice shouting at each other in a room with no adult supervision.
Myrcene at 0.23% adds a little body, but not much weight. Fenchol at 0.19%, alpha-pinene at 0.18%, and alpha-terpineol at 0.17% bring fresh herbal, green, and lightly floral detail. Terpinolene at 0.10%, beta-pinene at 0.05%, and beta-ocimene at 0.04% add small background notes, but this cart is mostly built around caryophyllene, limonene, humulene, and linalool.
The Feels: Surfin’ Bird lands as a sativa with a bright start and a smooth, comfortable finish. The limonene, pinene, and small amount of terpinolene give the onset some lift and clarity. It should feel active enough to match the sativa label, but not aggressively racy.
The caryophyllene, humulene, and linalool pull it back toward comfort and calm. That gives the experience a steady, more rounded feel than a straight citrus-heavy sativa. The entourage chart lines up with that, showing strong comfort, noticeable relaxation and calm, plus some energy and inspiration.
Overall, with 80% total active cannabinoids and 5.23% terpene content, Surfin’ Bird by The Dope Depot is a citrus-forward sativa Gem Cart with peppery structure, soft tropical sweetness, floral smoothness, and a dry earthy finish.
The terpene profile is built around caryophyllene, limonene, humulene, and linalool. That gives it spice, citrus lift, dry earth, and smooth floral balance, with smaller herbal and piney notes filling in the edges.
From a formulation standpoint, this works because Mauimosa and Paloma Planet bring the bright citrus-fruit direction, while Baker’s Dozen adds a softer bakery layer underneath. The result is lifted and clean without becoming thin, sweet without becoming stupid, and grounded enough to keep the bird from fully escaping containment.
Rating: Our lab rats give Surfin’ Bird 7.9 pieces of cheese.
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