Shirty Dirley is a custom blend of 8 Mile Runtz, Black Cherry Runtz, Bubble Jack, Caffeine, Carbon Cake, Chem Dog Runtz, Guava Haze, Lambs Bread Mimosa, Sour Headband, and Strawberry Strudel.
Type: Sativa
Availability: 2g Red Eye Dabs.
Shirty Dirley Dab PhytoFact Sheet
The Smells: Shirty Dirley enters the dungeon bright, sweet, citrusy, fruity, and lightly spicy, which makes sense for a blend with enough strains in it to require its own seating chart.
Our lab rats report sweet citrus, mixed fruit, soft berry candy, light floral notes, and a gentle peppery-earth finish. It smells like a sativa that remembered flavor is supposed to be fun.
Let’s take a look at the numbers.
Beta-caryophyllene leads at 1.15%, giving this blend its peppery, slightly woody backbone. It’s not an aggressively spicy profile, but there’s enough there to keep all the sweet and citrus notes from floating off into nonsense.
Limonene follows close behind at 0.90%, and that’s where the brighter citrus lift starts showing up. With Lambs Bread Mimosa, Guava Haze, Sour Headband, Bubble Jack, and all the Runtz-adjacent candy genetics in the mix, the citrus reads more sweet and rounded than sharp. Think citrus peel, fruit candy, and a little tropical brightness.
Myrcene at 0.75% adds a softer fruit body underneath everything. That helps round out the profile and gives it a slightly ripe, juicy quality. Linalool at 0.49% brings a floral sweetness that smooths the sharper edges, while alpha-humulene at 0.38% adds a little dry earth and herbal depth.
There’s also a nice supporting cast of fenchol, pinene, terpinolene, and alpha-terpineol, which adds some fresh green, herbal, and faintly sweet complexity. Nothing takes over, but it keeps the profile from becoming one flat citrus-candy blob.
The Tastes: The inhale starts sweet and citrus-forward, with limonene doing a lot of the early lifting. There’s a rounded orange-lemon brightness up front, backed by a soft fruit sweetness that feels like it’s coming from the Runtz, Guava Haze, and Strawberry Strudel side of the family reunion.
Mid-palate, the caryophyllene shows up with mild pepper and woody structure. It’s not harsh, and it doesn’t bulldoze the fruit. It just gives the flavor a little shape.
The exhale leans slightly more herbal and earthy, with the humulene and pinene adding a little dryness and green edge. Linalool hangs around on the finish with a soft floral sweetness, which helps make the whole thing feel smoother than the strain list has any right to be.
One lab rat described it as “citrus fruit punch with a peppery little attitude,” which is shockingly coherent for a creature who once tried to alphabetize the snack vending machine by smell.
The Feels: Shirty Dirley is labeled as a sativa, and the profile mostly backs that up. The limonene, pinene, and terpinolene should give it some head lift and brighter mental movement, while the caryophyllene and myrcene keep it from becoming too sharp or jittery.
The onset should feel upbeat and lightly cerebral, but not frantic. The PhytoFact wheel leans into relaxation, comfort, energy, and inspiration, which fits the numbers pretty well. It’s a sativa with some body comfort built in, not a pure “clean the garage at midnight” situation.
This should be functional in reasonable doses, especially for daytime use, creative wandering, chores, or pretending errands are a personality trait. Push it too far and the comfort side may start grabbing the steering wheel, because cannabis continues to punish confidence. As always, your mileage may vary.
Overall, with 89% total active cannabinoids and 5% terpene content, Shirty Dirley by The Dope Depot is a bright, sweet, citrus-forward sativa blend with enough spice and earth to keep it grounded.
Visually, it’s got a golden-orange, wet, sugary consistency with a little texture across the top. It looks nicely handled and properly homogenized, with that glossy high-terp sheen that says “stir me first” instead of “chisel me out like ancient resin archaeology.”
The biggest strength here is how surprisingly cohesive it is. With ten strains in the blend, this could have easily turned into flavor soup. Instead, it lands with a clear sweet citrus-fruit structure, supported by mild spice, soft floral notes, and a little earthy-herbal balance.
Rating: Our lab rats give Shirty Dirley 8.2 pieces of cheese.
You can find The Dope Depot Shirty Dirley at these fine Oregon shops.
- Beaver Bowls – Albany
- Crater Cannabis
- Deanz Greenz – Division
- Medication Station – Cottage Grove
- Medication Station – Newport
- Old School Bliss
- Phresh Start – Barger
- Phresh Start – Springfield
- Redbarn – Gateway
- Redbarn – Myrtle Creek
- Redbarn – Myrtle Point
- Redbarn – Stephens
- Redbarn Dispensary – Winston
- The Arboretum
- The Herbal Connection
- The Spot – Crater Lake Hwy
- Thur’s Smoke Shop – Ontario
- Top Shelf Wholesale
- Treasure Valley Cannabis Co.
- Very Good Plus
- Yachats Cannabis Co.
If these shops don’t have what you need, tell them it’s time to reup!