Phat Hoggies is a custom blend of Candy Runtz and Ice Cream Cake, gently decarbed then loaded into a one gram Gem Cart.
Type: Indica
Availability: 1g Gem Carts.
Phat Hoggies Cart PhytoFact Sheet
The Tastes: On the inhale, expect sweet citrus, soft candy fruit, and a creamy dessert edge. Candy Runtz brings the brighter fruit-candy side, while Ice Cream Cake adds that smoother vanilla-cream body underneath.
The middle gets warmer and more grounded, moving into pepper, light earth, floral sweetness, and a little herbal softness. The exhale finishes smooth, citrusy, lightly spicy, and creamy, with a soft candy-cake note hanging around after the pepper clears. It’s sweet, but not obnoxiously sweet, which is apparently where we are as a civilization: grateful when dessert-named carts show restraint.
Let’s take a look at the numbers.
Beta-caryophyllene leads at 1.15%, giving Phat Hoggies its main structure. That brings pepper, dry wood, and a little resinous spice through the middle and finish. It keeps the Candy Runtz and Ice Cream Cake sweetness from turning into frosting vapor for adults who should know better.
Linalool follows at 0.76%, and that is one of the key pieces here. It brings floral smoothness and helps support the creamy Ice Cream Cake side of the blend. This is part of why the profile should feel softer and rounder rather than sharp.
Limonene comes in at 0.49%, adding a citrus lift to the inhale. It isn’t a huge citrus number, but it is enough to brighten the candy-fruit side and keep the profile from getting too flat. Alpha-humulene at 0.35% adds dry earth and a slightly bitter finish, giving the exhale some backbone.
Alpha-terpineol at 0.27% and fenchol at 0.19% bring light herbal and floral depth. Myrcene is low at 0.11%, so this isn’t a heavy, musky indica profile. Beta-pinene at 0.08% and alpha-pinene at 0.07% add a very small green edge in the background. This one is mostly built around caryophyllene, linalool, limonene, and humulene.
The Feels: Phat Hoggies lands as a smooth indica with a soft, comfortable lean. The limonene gives the onset a little brightness, but the caryophyllene, linalool, and humulene are doing most of the steering. The low myrcene keeps it from looking like a full-on sleepy brick, but the overall direction is still clearly comfort-focused.
The entourage chart backs that up, leaning into comfort, relaxation, calm, and inspiration, with a smaller energy marker. To put it plainly, what we have here is a dessert-leaning indica that should stay pleasant and manageable instead of immediately turning your evening into furniture cosplay.
The cannabinoid profile comes in at 84.35% total active cannabinoids, with 80.3% THC, 2.1% CBC, 1.3% CBG, 0.4% THCV, 0.2% CBN, and 0.1% CBD. That is a strong THC number with a nice CBC showing and solid CBG support. Not a freakshow cannabinoid spread, but definitely more interesting than a plain THC hammer wearing a candy name tag.
Overall, with 84.35% total active cannabinoids and 4.18% terpene content, Phat Hoggies by The Dope Depot is a smooth indica Gem Cart with sweet citrus, candy fruit, creamy dessert notes, floral softness, and a light peppery finish.
The terpene profile is built around caryophyllene, linalool, limonene, humulene, alpha-terpineol, and fenchol. That gives it spice, floral cream, citrus lift, dry earth, and gentle herbal depth without making the profile too heavy.
From a formulation standpoint, this works because Candy Runtz brings the sweet fruit and citrus, while Ice Cream Cake rounds it out with cream and softness. The result is sweet, smooth, and grounded enough to keep the dessert side from becoming a crime against taste buds.
Rating: Our lab rats give Phat Hoggies 9.1 pieces of cheese.
Find The Dope Depot Phat Hoggies carts at these fine Oregon shops.
- Cannabis & Glass
- Rogue Valley Cannabis – Medford
- Thur’s Smoke Shop – Ontario
- WeedAgain – Fairgrounds
- WeedAgain – Mission
- Zuni Farm Stand
If these shops don’t have what you need, tell them it’s time to reup!