Funk Walker Cart

Funk Walker is a custom blend of Everything Bagel, Garlic Icing, and Zangria Walker, gently decarbed, then loaded into a one gram Gem Cart.

Type: Hybrid

Availability: 1g Gem Carts.

Funk Walker Cart PhytoFact Sheet

The Tastes: On the inhale, expect bright citrus layered over warm spice and a little soft sweetness. The middle gets richer and more savory, with earthy resin and a faint herbal edge, while the exhale finishes dry, peppery, and slightly funky.

Let’s see what the numbers say.

Beta-caryophyllene at 2.82% is doing most of the heavy lifting. That’s a substantial number, and it gives Funk Walker a dense peppery backbone with woody, slightly resinous depth underneath. It’s the main reason the profile feels structured instead of wandering off into vague fruit-and-gas territory.

Alpha-humulene at 1.18% reinforces that structure with a dry, earthy, slightly bitter edge. Together, caryophyllene and humulene create most of the savory weight in the profile. That’s where the “funk” side starts making sense.

Limonene at 1.12% adds the brighter layer. It shows up as sweet citrus peel and light fruitiness rather than sharp lemon. That little bit of lift is important here because, without it, the profile would be almost entirely spice, earth, and resin.

The supporting terpenes fill in the gaps nicely. Linalool at 0.76% adds a noticeable floral softness, myrcene at 0.44% gives the profile some body, and both alpha-pinene and fenchol at 0.24% contribute a faint green herbal freshness. Alpha-terpineol at 0.12% adds another soft floral-herbal note underneath.

The Feels: Funk Walker lands in balanced hybrid territory, but it leans more grounded than energetic. The limonene gives the onset a little brightness and mental lift, while the caryophyllene and humulene quickly pull things back toward center. The result feels steady rather than racy, with enough clarity to stay engaged and enough body comfort to keep things relaxed.

The linalool content helps smooth out the headspace, while the myrcene adds some weight without pushing the experience all the way into sedation. Our lab rats say this one starts fairly functional, then settles into a calmer, more physically comfortable lane as the session develops.

There’s also 1.4% CBG, 1.1% CBC, and 1.0% THCV in the cannabinoid profile, which gives this batch a little more chemical variety than a basic THC-heavy cart.

As with all cannabis products, your mileage may vary depending on tolerance, endocannabinoid system, and whether or not Uranus is currently in retrograde.

Overall, with 78% total active cannabinoids and 8.11% terpene content, Funk Walker by The Dope Depot is a savory, spice-forward hybrid with enough citrus and floral softness to keep it from becoming too heavy.

The terpene profile is anchored by a strong caryophyllene and humulene pairing, while limonene, linalool, and the smaller herbal terpenes keep the blend layered and approachable. It tastes intentional, which is not a guarantee when three loud blends are thrown into the same room and told to cooperate.

From a formulation standpoint, this works well because the bright notes are accents, not distractions. The citrus gives the funk somewhere to go, while the pepper, earth, and resin keep the whole profile grounded.

Rating: Our lab rats give Funk Walker 8.9 pieces of cheese.

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